“Clever, passionate, and erudite.”

Publishers Weekly

Now in its fourth edition, Thank You for Arguing is your master class in the art of persuasion, taught by history’s greatest professors, ranging from Queen Victoria and Winston Churchill to Homer Simpson and Barack Obama.

Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, iBooks and your local bookstore.

“Colorful, instructive, illuminating... a romp through the rules of rhetoric.”

— The Guardian

How to Argue with a Cat will teach you how to:

  • Hold an intelligent conversation—one of the few things easier to do with a cat than a human.

  • Hack up a fallacy (the hairball of logic).

  • Make your body do the talking (cats are very good at this).

  • Master decorum: the art of fitting in with cats, venture capitalists, or humans

  • Earn any creature’s respect and loyalty.

“For anyone fascinated by fun, fantastic, and frivolous words, or for those who want to give speeches where the susurration of their words causes listeners’ hearts to thud, this is the book.”

Library Journal

Learn “witcraft” with figures and tropes… A book for anyone who wants to become a witty, captivating writer—using secrets that make your words, and you, stick in people’s heads forever.

“Every once in a while a character in American literature knocks you flat.”

— Peter Heller, author of The Dog Stars and The Guide

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- Jay